the life of chao(s)

the life of chao(s)

welcome to the sanctuary where
my mind vomits into cyberspace,
and every day is a good day :)


ABOUT ME

#collegeproblems

  • Irene Liu: HAHAHA
  • Irene Liu: omg
  • Irene Liu: whats their name
  • Irene Liu: SEE
  • Irene Liu: whenever
  • Irene Liu: we talk about people now
  • Irene Liu: i dont know who youre talking about
  • Irene Liu: so i need to
  • Irene Liu: fb stalk
  • Irene Liu: for a mental image
  • Irene Liu: HAHA

Laura is from Shanghai

  • Laura: Wait, what is chow mein?
  • Me: .....
  • Laura: Like, it's noodles right? Are they flat?
  • Me: ....
  • Laura: Is it skinny? Or is it fat like udon?
  • Me: .... wait are you serious right now?
  • Laura: I hate all this American Chinese food that I don't understand. Like orange chicken... what the hell is that?!?!?!

LOL

  • Sandrine Lipana: you will find your princess at princeton!
  • Ray Chao: LOLOLOL
  • --
  • Ray Chao: im gonna find a princess at princeton! :)
  • Celeste Cheung: allllllllright
  • Celeste Cheung: are you calling yourself a prince?
  • Celeste Cheung: wau ray

forgive her... she got gmail yesterday...

  • me: hey do you want me to talk to you about your essay now or later?
  • Gina: dude wtf
  • Gina: theres a chat thing?!?!
  • me: GCHAT
  • me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAAH
  • --
  • Gina: thanks ray <3
  • Gina: goodnight :)
  • Gina: ok seriously the turning hearts and smiley faces are LEGIT!
  • me: HAHAHAH GOODNIGHT :)
  • Gina: just to let you know i waited for your smiley to turn all the way around.. LOL

always remember to lock your touchscreen phone

  • Me: cool cool... see you there!
  • Alan: uoo:) oo o l ok:) zzno. 9:)
  • Alan: o z,6,96,9,,,, o
  • Alan: o o . o o o.
  • Alan: .
  • Alan: oo ki
  • Alan: :) :) I.n:)
  • Alan: oh crap my bad. LOL pocket texts

liberty and justice for all

  • Misty: i wanted to name my kids liberty and justice
  • Misty: because i like the name libby
  • Misty: so my friend victoria told me to marry will ferrell
  • Misty: so my kids could be
  • Misty: liberty and justice for all

nocturnal summers

  • superxceleste: LOL IF YOU HAVE INTERNET IN CHINA
  • superxceleste: WE CAN STILL TALK AT NIGHT
  • superxceleste: BECAUSE
  • superxceleste: WE WILL BE IN THE SAME TIME ZONE
  • superxceleste: LULULULUL

i concede defeat

  • rachelyang: by the way, the likes on my Facebook profile picture
  • rachelyang: have surpassed the ones on yours
  • rachelyang: ......just sayin
  • rachelyang: i OFFICIALLY win
  • raaaaayyyyy: LOLOLOLOL
  • rachelyang: congratulations rachel, you're the new like queen
  • rachelyanggggggg: see you later alligator
  • rachelyanggggggg: but not really, cause you're not actually an alligator
  • rachelyanggggggg: so see you later, ray